2005
TDM #119
Theme: The 2005 Holiday Special, Part 2 of 2
Original air dates: Dec 19-25, 2005
Denis Leary - Merry Fuckin’ Xmas (live version)
Arrogant Worms - The Christmas Song
Frantics - Third Christmas Show (076, 1983) [Revenge of Saint Nick,
Cabbage Patch Dolls Child Abuse Investigation, Bill from Bala as Santa,
Revenge of Saint Nick #2, Seeking Donations for the Red Cross at the
Dinner Table, Xmas Theatre, Lonely Guy Wandering the Streets Looking
for Love, Revenge of Saint Nick #3, The Elves’ Revenge, ‘Leonard Cohen’
sings “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas”]
Frantics - The High School Christmas Dance (099, 1984) [Suicide Watch,
Manfred’s Irradiated Chili, Mrs. Sarnicky Tries Wrinkles Potato Chips,
Hugh Asks Loretta To the Dance, If You Drink Don’t Dance, Hugh Tries
to Asks His Father for the Car, Xmas In My Village, Xmas Isn’t Much Fun
in Nastyville, Mrs. Sarnicky Tries Wilbur’s Fish Sticks Hugh Reporting
to the Guys About His Date, All I Want for Xmas is 100,000 Bucks]
Richard Pryor - New Years Eve
TDM #118
Theme: The 2005 Holiday Special, Part 1 of 2
Original air dates: Dec 12-18, 2005
Denis Leary - Merry Fuckin’ Xmas
Tom Lehrer - A Christmas Carol (live)
The Frantics - The Merry Xmas Show (1981) [Name That Prune Game Show,
Manfred’s Season’s Greetings, How Much Is That Doggy In The Window,
Office Xmas Party with Vladimir Naborikov, God’s American Excess Card,
Longette Watch, Sammy The Elephant Xmas Show, Gift-Giving at the P.O.]
Corky and the Juice Pigs - Xmas Dreams
The Frantics - Second Christmas Special (1982) [Philip Shaver /
God Shave Our Gracious Queen, Moses Brings the Commandments Back
to God, Last Minute Christmas Shopping / Finding a Sales-Clerk,
Mr. Safety’s Tips, Diamonds, I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus,
Decliners, The Reformed Scrooge, The Ibsen Doll House]
The Residents - Santa Dog ‘88
TDM #117
Theme: The 2005 David Cross Special!
Original air dates: Dec 5-11, 2005
David Cross - excerpts from ‘The Pride Is Back’ (Virgin Mary, Millenium,
Footprints, The Crucifixion, Water to Wine, Dr. Kevorkian)
David Cross - September 11 Fetish [SUYFB]
David Cross - More on the September 11 Fetish
David Cross - Violence in the media
NPR Interview with David Cross (2002)
Mr. Show - Blind Love
Mr. Show - Emergency Psychic Hotline
Mr. Show - Talk Show Castaways
TDM #116
Theme: 1/2 Hour of Bill Hicks!
Original air dates: Nov 28-Dec 4, 2005
Foamy the Squirrel - Passion of the Zombies
Ned And Manson - Zoo Sex
George Carlin - Second Leftfielders
Bill Cosby - The Invention of Basketball
South Park - Kyle’s Mom’s a Bitch
Ned And Manson - Barbie
Bill Hicks - Intro, Smokers Vs Drinkers [Love Laughter and Truth]
Bill Hicks - Drunk Driving [Love Laughter and Truth]
Bill Hicks - I Love My Job [[edit] from ‘Dangerous’]
Bill Hicks - Please Do Not Disturb [from ‘Dangerous’]
George Carlin - Third Leftfielders
Ned and Manson - Whats Up With That Shit
TDM #115
Theme: Thanksgiving Special!
Original air dates: Nov 21-27, 2005
George Carlin - Opening [excerpt]
Eddie Izzard - Strategic Sheep [Plymouth excerpt, d2k DVD]
South Park - Can Drive(1) from “Weightgain 4000”
Abbott & Costello - Thanksgiving Day (11/21/44)
Amos & Andy - Turkey Trouble (11/19/43)
Firesign Theatre - Temporarily Humbolt County
TDM #114
Theme: Redd Foxx, Robert Schimmel, Carlin’s driving
Original air dates: Nov 14-20, 2005
Redd Foxx - Party Jokes [preacher, part 1]
Robert Schimmel - Sperm Bank
Robert Schimmel - America Online
Redd Foxx - Party Jokes [part 2]
Bill Cosby - Bill Visits Ray Charles
Eddie Izzard - Strategic Sheep [excerpt, d2k DVD]
George Carlin - First Leftfielders
George Carlin - Cars and Driving
The Residents - Freak Show Concentrate
TDM #113
Theme: Crawlspace Brothers, new George Carlin, Lewis Black
Original air dates: Nov 7-13, 2005
Sam Kinison - Mother Mary’s Mystery Date
Patton Oswalt - America, The Retarded Trust Fund Kid
Patton Oswalt - A Blowjob Behind The Tilt-A-Whirl
Patton Oswalt - Come On Apocalypse
George Carlin - News (from ‘On The Road’)
George Carlin - Nitwits and Assholes
George Carlin - Malls and Education
George Carlin - The Big Club (cut off)
Lewis Black - Bringing Democracy To Iraq
Lewis Black - The War In Iraq
Lewis Black - A Sense Of Humor
The World Famous Crawlspace Bros - Eddie’s Got a Lot to Do (Ed Gein)
The World Famous Crawlspace Bros - Jeffrey Says (Dahmar)
The World Famous Crawlspace Bros - John Wayne Gacy
The World Famous Crawlspace Bros - Unabomber
Foamy the Squirrel - Drugs In Your Head
TDM #112
Theme: Tod Barry, Patton Oswalt, Frantics, George Carlin
Original air dates: Oct 31-Nov 6, 2005
National Lampoon - Godspeak Suite (Porkbucket Palace [edit] / My Bod is For God)
Bobcat Goldthwait - Operation 51st State
Todd Barry - Band Manager, New Wilco Album
Todd Barry - Two Drummers
Todd Barry - BB King Blues Bar
Patton Oswalt - Toronto Open Mic
Patton Oswalt - Tom Carvel
Patton Oswalt - The Magic Of Oil Painting
George Carlin - The Primitive Seargent [Brain Droppings book/caveman version]
George Carlin - Short Takes [Brain Droppings d02t03]
The Frantics - Samples from the episode “What If Cheese Could Fly”
(Reporting a Crime, Banned Books, What If Cheese Could Fly, Fall
CBC TV line up, We’re The People Inside Your Walls)
George Carlin - Moths and Lights [Brain Droppings]
The Residents - This is a Man’s World
TDM #111
Theme: The 2005 Halloween Episode
Original air dates: Oct 24-30, 2005
Richard Pryor - Exorcist [edit]
Richard Pryor - Wino Dealing With Dracula
The Frantics - Mr Safety’s Tips for a Safe Halloween
The Frantics - ET Trick or Treaters
Rodney Dangerfield - Halloween
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - I Hear Voices
Eddie Izzard - Horror Movies
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - Alligator Wine (live) [edit]
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - I Put A Spell on You (live)
The Frantics - It’s a Funny World with Alan Smith
Alice Cooper - Black Juju
Alice Cooper - Years Ago / Steven / The Awakening
TDM #110
Theme: Pre-Halloween Celebration! Plus Sam Kinison, Bill Hicks
Original air dates: Oct 17-23, 2005
Sam Kinison - The Story of Jim (Bakker) [edit]
Sam Kinison - Rock Against Drugs
Bill Hicks - Rockers Against Drugs Suck [Relentless version]
Bill Hicks - Smoking [Flying Saucer version]
Bill Hicks - Yul Brynner [Flying Saucer version]
Bill Hicks - Trying To Quit [Flying Saucer version]
Richard Pryor - Frankenstein
Alice Cooper - Devil’s Food / The Black Widow
Alice Cooper - Former Lee Warmer
The Electric Hellfire Club - Halloween Medley
Alice Cooper - Fresh Blood
TDM #109
Theme: Lewis Black, Eddie Izzard, Patton Oswalt
Original air dates: Oct 10-16, 2005
Lewis Black - International Travel
Eddie Izzard - James Bond
Patton Oswalt - Piss Drinkers
Lewis Black - Ireland And Health
Patton Oswalt - A Brief History Of Shitty Comedy
Patton Oswalt - The Poetry Of Pornography
Lewis Black - Health Clubs
Eddie Izzard - Squeezy Squeezy Things
The Residents - Amber
TDM #108
Theme: Third Reich ‘N Roll!
Original air dates: Oct 3-9, 2005
In celebration of the re-release of The Third Reich ‘N Roll, the third album from THE RESIDENTS.
Eddie Izzard - History [from the DVD version of “Dressed to Kill”]
Eddie Izzard - Royal Genetics [from the DVD version of “Dressed to Kill”]
The Residents - Swastikas On Parade
The Residents - Hitler Was A Vegetarian
Onion Radio News - Jews ordered back to Egypt
TDM #107
Theme: Sam Kinison, George Carlin, Steven Wright, Bill Cosby
Original air dates: Sept 26-Oct2, 2005
Sam Kinison - RoboPope
Sam Kinison - Buddies
Sam Kinison - The Butt and the Bible
Steven Wright - Cross Country
Steven Wright - Jiggs Casey
George Carlin - Wasted Time-Sharing A Swallow
Bill Cosby - Animal Stories
George Carlin - If I Were In Charge of the Networks (1-2) [from ‘Brain Droppings’]
George Carlin - Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap In The Window?)
George Carlin - Monopoly
Sam Kinison - Love Song
The Residents - He Also Serves
TDM #106
Theme: Featuring Select PSYCHOEXGIRLFRIEND.COM calls
Original air dates: Sept 19-25, 2005
David Cross - Dating Handbook [excerpt]
PsychoExgirlfriend.com Calls (Feb 3, 2001- 9:09,9:12,9:15,9:29pm)
David Cross - Dating Handbook [excerpt]
PsychoExgirlfriend.com Calls (Feb 7, 2001- 8:39,9:34,9:40,9:41,9:53,9:57pm)
Spike Jones - You Always Hurt The One You Love [excerpt]
PsychoExgirlfriend.com Calls (Feb 7, 2001 - 10:08,10:19,10:23pm)
Sam Kinison - Relationships [edit] (1)
PsychoExgirlfriend.com Call (Feb 7, 2001 - 10:25pm)
Spike Jones - You Always Hurt The One You Love [continued]
PsychoExgirlfriend.com Call (Feb 7, 2001 - 10:28pm)
Chico Marx - Everyone Says I Love You
PsychoExgirlfriend.com Call (Feb 7, 2001 - 10:39pm)
Groucho Marx - Everyone Says I Love You
PsychoExgirlfriend.com Calls (Feb 7, 2001- 10:42,10:46,10:54,10:56pm)
South Park - I Can Change
PsychoExgirlfriend.com Calls (Feb 7-8, 2001- 11:05pm[edit],12:06am,12:07,12:12)
Tom Lehrer - When You Are Old and Gray
PsychoExgirlfriend.com Calls (Feb 8, 2001 - 12:15am, 12:25)
Sam Kinison - Relationships [excerpt - Breaking Up]
PsychoExgirlfriend.com Calls (Feb 8, 2001 - 12:33am, 8:12am)
Steve Martin - One Way To Leave Your Lover
TDM #105
Theme: The CELEBRITY PRANK CALL Episode!
Original air dates: Sept 12-18, 2005
Sgt. Hartman calls a Xtian Radio Show
Arnold calls The GatorLodge
Arnold calls Gateway
Joe Pesci calls Discount Tire shop
Opie & Anthony - Raquel Welch
Dead Ringers - Ben Kenobi books a hotel room
Chris Farley call #2
Arnold calls the Realty
Samuel Jackson call #1
Al Pacino Calls The Cracker Barrel #2
Joe Pesci calls about Money
Al Pacino calls the Limo Guy
Ozzy Osbourne calls JCrew
Mr Burns call #3
Mr Burns call #4
Robert Deniro - Parents #1
Arnold calls Hooters
Opie and Anthony - Reagan
Robert Deniro call #6
Dead Ringers - Yoda
Jerry Lewis (1) - Bill Lynch
Jerry Lewis (5) - Record Shop
Jerry Lewis (3) - Turner’s Drugs
Tom Cruise call #8
Dead Ringers - The Doctor calls the real Tom Baker
Mr Burns call #2
Al Pacino calls Stuckey Bros
Sgt. Hartman calls a Convenience Store
Arnold is busted
Sam Kinison - Phone Call From Hell
TDM #104
Theme: The Aristrocrats, George Carlin news & exclusive
Original air dates: Sept 5-11, 2005
South Park - excerpt from “Red Hot Catholic Love”
Trailer for “The Aristocrats”
Onion Radio News - Richard Simmon’s Is Fighting For Life In Estorgen Tent
Samples from “The Aristocrats” (1)
Lewis Black - Michael Jackson, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Ronald Reagan
Steven Wright - Book Store
Samples from “The Aristocrats” (2)
Robin Williams - Marijuana
Robin Williams - Cocaine
Samples from “The Aristocrats” (3)
George Carlin - Savage Humans without Electricity
George Carlin - Pyramid of the Hopeless
George Carlin - Natural Disasters (The Underdog; Tornadoes and Hurricanes;
Earthquakes; Famine, Asteroids, Forest Fires; Floods; the Great Disaster)
TDM #103
Theme: Bill Cosby, Eddie Izzard, leftover blues, etc.
Original air dates: Aug 29-Sept 4, 2005
National Lampoon - Godspeak Suite: Godspeak
Onion Radio News - Lucky Dead Student Gets Own Page In Year Book
Bill Cosby - Slow Class
Eddie Izzard - Engelbert Humperdink [DVD version]
Eddie Izzard - Ich bin ein Berliner [DVD version]
Eddie Izzard - On The Moon [DVD version]
Weird Al - Since You’ve Been Gone
David Cross - Intro
David Cross - Raising Kids Amish
Weird Al - Amish Paradise
Weird Al - Influences
Dr. Demento with The Benny Bell Orchesta - Shaving Cream
Rowan Atkinson - Senator Brea
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - Voodoo Priestess
ZZ Top - TV Dinners
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - I Am The Cool
TDM #102
Theme: Live from the Canadian Dog Show
Original air dates: Aug 22-28, 2005
Denis Leary - Dogsledding
Onion Radio News - Family Dog Suspected of Chuckwagon Dissaster
George Carlin - How’s Your Dog
George Carlin - I Love My Dog
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog - Lick Myself
Eddie Izzard - Scooby Doo
Denis Leary - My Kids (excerpt - Pongo the Dog)
McKenzie Brothers - Welcome to Side Two
Denis Leary - My Kids (Dog out of a Toilet, Home Theatre)
McKenzie Brothers - Doug’s Mouth
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog - Benji’s Queer
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog - Call From Triumph’s Son
South Park - Blame Canada
McKenzie Brothers - Ralph The Dog
Bill Cosby - Dogs
Bill’s Canadian Vacation Clips
TDM #101
Theme: Ned and Manson, Cheech and Chong, Hack 101
Original air dates: Aug 15-21, 2005
National Lampoon - What Is God?
National Lampoon - Stereos and Such
Ned And Manson - Golf Course
National Lampoon - For $15,000
George Carlin - Mental Hot Foots
Neil Hamburger - Blood Pizza
Cheech and Chong - Rainbow Bar and Grill
Cheech and Chong - Bloat On
George Carlin - High on the Plane
David Cross - Gibberish
George Carlin - My Uncle
Ned And Manson - Chicken Plucker
Iron Maiden - Black Bart Blues (part 2)
George Carlin - Good Sports
National Lampoon - What Is God (continued)
Ned And Manson - Vlasic Pickle
Neil Hamburger - You’re Not Good Enough
The Residents - Blue Rosebuds
TDM #100
Theme: EPISODE 100!!
Original air dates: Aug 8-14, 2005
Episode 100 was celebrated by taking a look back at the many “Themed” episodes of the past. These included the Drugs episode, the Game Show episode, the Tacky Xmas special, The Crude Episode, The Coffee Episode, the Banana episode, the Backmasking episode, the COG episode, the Politics & Elections episode, the Star Wars Episode, the Sex episode (#69), the Children’s episode, the Food Episode, plus the specials for Triumph, Rodney Dangerfield, and Groucho Marx.
Cheech & Chong - Let’s Make A Dope Deal
Eddie G - Jingle 1 [two days left]
George Carlin - - Red Lights and Tickets
Eddie G - Jingle 2 [better hurry, mic on the door]
South Park - Uncle Fucka
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog - You Have To Work Blue
PTP - I’m Just Totally Disgusted
Rodney Dangerfield, Sam Kinison - Torte song
Julie London - Black Coffee (Bill M Remix)
George Carlin - Wurds [‘Banana’ excerpt]
Bill Hicks - Two Less Gas Station Attendents
COG - Death to the Angel of Death
Bill Hicks - Politics in America
Eddie Izzard - The Future / The Deathstar Canteen
Marx Bros - Lydia The Tattooed Lady
Bill Hicks - Purple Vein Dick Joke
George Carlin - Childhood Cliches and Secret Answers
Denis Leary - Meat
BONUS: Neil Hamburger - Graduate of Yaoo
TDM #099
Theme: South Park, Lewis Black, Cheech & Chong, Bill Cosby
Original air dates: July 25-31, 2005
South Park - Communion/Confession (excerpts from episode #410)
Lewis Black - Superbowl Redux
Lewis Black - MTV and Halftime ‘04
Lewis Black - What Sex – Are They? [edit]
Corky and the Juice Pigs - Eskimo
Cheech and Chong - Disco Disco
Cheech and Chong - China Town
Ned And Manson - Slaves
National Lampoon - Those Fabulous Sixties
National Lampoon - Magical Misery Tour
Bill Cosby - Fat Albert’s Car
Ivor Biggun - Wanking Your Blues Away
Due to some technical difficulties, there were no new shows the week of Aug 1-7. Every program’s show from
the previous week is rerun. So episode #99 was rerun.
TDM #098
Theme: The GAY ESKIMO Episode [what?!?]
Original air dates: July 18-24, 2005
Lewis Black - What Sex are they [excerpt]
Lewis Black - Gay Marriage [edit]
Onion Radio News - Family of Four Saved by Homo
George Carlin - Gay Lib
David Cross - The Gay Voice
Cheech and Chong - Queer Wars
National Lampoon - Gay Alliance
Margaret Cho - Are You Gay?
National Lampoon - Gay Alliance (continued)
Margaret Cho - Are You Gay? (continued)
National Lampoon - Christopher Street
George Carlin - Rape Can Be Funny [excerpt]
Frank Zappa - Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow
Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
The Residents - Eskimo Concentrate
TDM #097
Theme: The BLUES Episode!
Original air dates: July 11-17, 2005
Weird Al Yankovic - Generic Blues
An interview with Blind Lemon Yankovic
Infectious Grooves - Infectious Blues
Cheech and Chong - Blind Melon Chitlin’
George Carlin - House of Blues
National Lampoon - Well Intentioned Blues
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - Ignant And Shit
Iron Maiden - Black Bart Blues [edit]
W.A.S.P - D.B. Blues
Iron Maiden - Nodding Donkey Blues
Read by Bill M. - How To Sing The Blues
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - Constipation Blues (90s version)
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - Furburger [edit]
The Residents - Peace and Love [Going to Arcada Blues]
TDM #096
Theme: The BANANA Episode!
Original air dates: July 4-10, 2005
Stones Throw - Chiquita Banana
Ned and Banson - Banana
Surf Trio - Banana Splits
Mitch Hedberg - Shaving Too [excerpt]
Art Paul Schlosser - Purple Bananas On The Moon
George Carlin - Feminist Blowjob [excerpt]
Debbie Does Dallas - The Banana Blow
The Dickies - Bana Splits Song
Mitch Hedberg - Sandwiches [excerpt]
Bananas Smell Funny Sonata in G
Sir Mulch Millard - The Definition of the Banana
The Dead Milkmen - Smokin Banana Peels
Carlos Borzenie - My Wife Left Town With A Banana
Johnny Mercer - Top Banana
George Carlin - New York Voices [excerpt]
The Kinks - Banana Boat Song (live, 1972)
Carnival In Coal - Yes! We Have No Bananas.
George Carlin - Wurds [excerpt]
Bo Carter - Banana In Your Fruit Basket
Babaloo Punk Mambo2 - What’s in the Banana
Raffi - Banana Phone
TDM #095
Theme: National Lampoon, Dead Alewives, The Residents go Classical
Original air dates: June 27-July 3, 2005
National Lampoon - Confession
Dead Alewives - Ray Bradbury
David Cross - Magic Painting
George Carlin - Some Werds
George Carlin - Urinals Are 50 Percent Universal
Frantics - Last Will and Temperament
National Lampoon - Mr. Roberts #1
Dead Alewives - Iron Man
National Lampoon - Mr. Roberts #2
Dead Alewives - Iron Man [continued]
Dead Alewives - The Date
National Lampoon - Couple At The Door
Ivor Biggun - The Pussy Song
The Residents - Pollex Christi (Abridged)
TDM #094
Theme: Richard Pryor, Neil Hamburger, National Lampoon
Original air dates: June 20-26, 2005
Onion Radio News - New Salvation Gel
George Carlin - Lost And Found
National Lampoon - Dick Ballentine Phone Show #1-3
Richard Pryor - Army Life
Richard Pryor - Nigger With A Seizure
Richard Pryor - Dogs & Horses
Richard Pryor - Keeping In Shape
National Lampoon - I’m a Woman
Neil Hamburger - excerpts from “Left for Dead in Malaysia”
The Residents - The Simple Song
TDM #093
Theme: Lewis Black, Eddie Murphy
Original air dates: June 13-19, 2005
Eddie Murphy - Moses
Eddie Murphy - The Barbecue
Robert Schimmel - Porno Awards, Hollywood Bullshit
Benny Hill - Graffiti
Lewis Black - Coke and Pepsi and The Super Bowl of 2001
Lewis Black - Halftime at the Super Bowl of 2001
Denis Leary - Traditional Irish Drinking Song
Eddie Murphy - Drinking Fathers
Lewis Black - Airport Security
The Residents - Daydream Believer [Welcome back, SB!]
TDM #092
Theme: Jimmy Durante, The Residents’ Parade
Original air dates: June 6-12, 2005
Eddie Izzard - Highlights Of History
Eddie Izzard - World War II
Onion Radio News - renaissance
George Carlin - My Daddy
George Carlin - Telephone Mimes
Richard Pryor - Mafia Club
George Carlin - I’m Musical
Mitch Hedberg - X (excerpt)
Jimmy Durante (with Al Jolson - A Real Piano Player
Jimmy Durante (with Bing Crosby) - Sing Soft, Sing Sweet
Jimmy Durante (with Eddie Cantor) - The World Needs New Faces,
Start Off Each Day With A Song, If You Knew Susie
The Residents - Nobles of the Mystic Shrine
The Residents - Stars and Stripes Forever
The Residents - The Thunderer
TDM #091
Theme: Tom Lehrer, Robert Schimmel’s Heart Attack, George Carlin Request
Original air dates: May 30-June 5, 2005
George Carlin - Why We Don’t Need The 10 Commandments
David Cross - High Times Magazine
Tom Lehrer - The Elements [live], She’s My Girl [live], The Masochism Tango [live]
Mitch Hedberg - Koalas / Highlights / You Were Good
Cheech And Chong - Welcome To Mexico
Robert Schimmel - Sex And Your Heart Attack!
The Residents - Hit The Road Jack (Remix)
TDM #090
Original air dates: Bob Goldthwait, Alice Cooper, George Carlin- May 23-29, 2005
Bobcat Goldthwait - Star Wars Fans Are Uber-Nerds
George Carlin - Free-Floating Hostility
Opie and Anthony - Freezer
Alice Cooper - Aspirin Damage
Alice Cooper - Nuclear Infected
George Carlin - Public Affairs
Alice Cooper - Dance Yourself to Death
Bobcat Goldthwait - Hunters Are Gay
Bobcat Goldthwait - Mascot Suicide And Orgasm Impressions
The Residents - Satisfaction
TDM #089
Theme: Bob Newhart, Cheech & Chong, Robert Schimmel
Original air dates: May 16-22, 2005
Onion Radio News - Mother Teresa Goes to Hell
Robert Schimmel - Sea World, Santa At The Mall, Demi Moore
Robert Schimmel - Rental Car Insurance, Richie Valens’ Plane, Airline Security, Dogs
Robert Schimmel - My Daughter [edit]
Bill Hicks - Intro
Bill Hicks - Summertime
Bill Hicks - The F Word
George Carlin - Groups And Charities
Bob Newhart - Bus Drivers School
Bob Newhart - Retirement Party
Cheech And Chong - Acapulco Gold Filters
Cheech And Chong - Vietnam
Cheech And Chong - Emergency Ward
The Residents - Jailhouse Rock
TDM #088
Theme: New album from The Residents
Original air dates: May 9-15, 2005
George Carlin - I Used To Be Irish Catholic
Mitch Hedberg - Saved By The Buoyancy Of Citrus
Mitch Hedberg - Mitch In The S’th
Mitch Hedberg - X
Bill Hicks - Young Lady
Bill Hicks - Vs. The Audience (1)
Bill Hicks - What’s Wrong?
George Carlin - Hello/Goodbye
George Carlin - Love And Regards
The Residents - On The Way (to Oklahoma)
The Residents - Two Lips
The Residents - The Monkey Man
The Residents - Third Reich n’ Roll Concentrate
Oddly enough, “88” is neo-Nazi shorthand for “Heil Hitler”, since the 8th letter of the alphabet is H. Or so I heard some ex-neo-nazi say once on an NPR interview back in the 1990s. The fact that I ended this episode with “Third Reich n’ Roll” is a coincidence. An amusing coincidence, though!
TDM #087
Theme: 2nd Anniversary Special: Best of Blasphemy #3!
Original air dates: May 2-8, 2005
David Cross - Footprints / Crucifixion
Sam Kinison - Jesus
David Cross - Water Into Wine
Bill Hicks - The Pope / Christianity / Seven Seals
Eddie Izzard - A Play on Nativity
Eddie Izzard - Crazy St. Peter / Swiss Protection
Denis Leary - Fuck The Pope
Little Nicky (“inspiration” sample)
Denis Leary - filler
Little Nicky (“Jugs” sample)
Little Nicky (“No Respect” sample)
David Cross - Praying for Bush
Bill Hicks - Dinosaurs in the Bible
David Cross - (edit) Xtian Sandwich
Eddie Izzard - Jesus And Man
Groucho Marx - Priest Stories
Groucho Marx - Stay Down Here Where You Belong
Denis Leary - Lock N Load
TDM #086
Theme: Lenny Bruce Special!
Original air dates: Apr 25-May 1, 2005
George Carlin - Heavy Mysteries
Lenny Bruce - Fantasy with the Judge
Lenny Bruce - Eichmann Theme
Ozzy Osbourne - Take Me Out to the Ball Game
TDM #085
Theme: Mitch Hedberg (RIP), Alice Cooper
Original air dates: Apr 18-24, 2005
Cheech And Chong - The Pope, Live At The Vatican
Cheech And Chong - Wink Dinkerson
Mitch Hedberg - Candy Bars, Houses, Pop
Neil Hamburger - Hijinx
Neil Hamburger - Hijinx and a Child
Tom Lehrer - In Old Mexico [live]
George Carlin - Man Stuff [edit]
Alice Cooper - Fantasy Man
Alice Cooper - Nurse Rozetta
Alice Cooper - Millie and Billie
Alice Cooper - Inmates (We’re All Crazy)
TDM #084
Theme: Belated Johnny Carson Tribute, Robert Schimmel
Original air dates: Apr 11-17, 2005
Denis Leary - Lock N Load
Bill Hicks - Great Times On Drugs [Flying Saucer version]
Bill Hicks - Mandatory Marijuana [edit]
Onion Radio News - New Shirt Relieves Torso Pain
Steven Wright - Rachel
Robert Schimmel - Love,Marriage,Sex,Dysfunctn,Adult Toy
Celebrities At Their Worst - Billie Holiday (parts 1 & 2)
Johnny Carson - With Groucho Marx
Weird Al Yankovic - Heres Johnny
TDM #083
Theme: RFS Relaunch & Dedication to HH
Original air dates: Apr 2-10, 2005
In March 2005, all RFS shows were further delayed as computer gizmos got replaced, RFS headquarters moves, DJs did some duty shuffling, etc., as RFS changed ownership.
Eddie Izzard - Jesus And Man
Bill Hicks - A Killer Idea
Bill Hicks - Smoking [Relentless version]
Prof. Sinister - Deathray(2)
George Carlin - Little Things We Share
Neil Hamburger - I’m In Your Band
Prof. Sinister - Deathray(3)
Mark Jonathan Davis - Phantom Medley
Fishbone - I Like To Hide Behind My Glasses
Fishbone - Let The Good Times Roll
Weird Al Yankovic - Spatula City
Prof. Sinister - Deathray(4)
Weird Al Yankovic - Grapefruit Diet
Fishbone - In The Name of Swing
Neil Hamburger - Music of the Night
Fishbone - Fled
TDM #082
Theme: Bill M’s 30th Birthday Bash
Original air dates: February 2005
Due to RFS being on and off the air at different times, it’s unclear whether this episode was ever aired for a full week. But it included selected personal favorites from Bill.
David Cross - Footprints
Sam Kinison - World Hunger
“Nightbreed” sample (1)
Bob Goldthwait - Star Wars Fans Are Uber-Nerds
Neil Hamburger - Graduate of Yaoo
Rodney Dangerfield - Holmes (1)
“They Live” sample (formface)
Mr. Show - Lie Detector
“Nightbreed” sample (2)
George Carlin - Some People Are Stupid
The Residents - Viva Las Vegas
“Pulp Fiction” sample
Bob Newhart - An Infinite Number Of Monkeys
Tom Lehrer - New Math
“Nightbreed” sample (2)
Bill Hicks - Politics In America
Eddie Murphy - Ice Cream Man
Bill Cosby - Jefferey
George Carlin - Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag
Opie N Anthony - Butt Plug
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - Orange Colored Sky
George Carlin - How To Handle A Heckler
The Residents - Birthday Boy
TDM #081
Theme: The Backmasking Special
Original air dates: 2005
February 2005: RFS goes through MAJOR technical difficulties. All programs are delayed.
Due to RFS being on and off the air at different times, it’s unclear whether this episodes was ever aired for a full week.
This special included phone conversations with Magister Matthew Paradise of Heavy Metal memories, various examples and trivia of backmasking, clips from whacky Xtian radio shows, and even some lessons from Bill on how YOU can actually train your voice to talk backwards!
Xtian radio show excerpt (Led Zeppelin)
Matt on overkill
George Carlin - Son Of WINO [excerpt]
Matt on Kiss
Xtian radio show excerpt (Kiss, Beatles)
Denis Leary - Insane Cowboy [backmask excerpt]
Bill and Matt on Prince, Cheech and Chong
Eddie Izzard - Talk To The Animals
Xtian radio show excerpt (Queen)
Bill Hicks - Two Less Gas Station Attendents
Denis Leary - More Drugs [excerpt]
Bill and Matt on Mormons, Mr. Show, Stryper
McKenzie Brothers - Black Holes
More examples from Bill
Bill talks backwards
Josie and the Pussycats samples (Mega Records, Neither Will You)
RFS “backwards” promo
Bill Hicks - Artistic Roll Call [dedicated to the late Johnny Carson]
TDM #080
Theme: Redd Foxx!!
Original air dates: Jan 24-30, 2005
Eddie Izzard - A Play on Nativity / Crazy St. Peter / Swiss Protection
George Carlin - On The Road
George Carlin - Filthy Words
Onion Radio News - Drunkard has Important Thought
Redd Foxx - “Redd Foxx At Home”
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - Listen
TDM #079
Theme: Bill reads some listener mail (the good n’ the bad)
Original air dates: Jan 17-23, 2005
Denis Leary - Fuck The Pope
Onion Radio News - hippie jesus
Monty Python - Every Sperm Is Sacred
Denis Leary - Dogsledding
Robert Schimmel - Introduction
Robert Schimmel - Hotels
Steven Wright - Hitchhiking
Tom Lehrer - Fight Fiercely, Harvard
David Cross - Literally, 3rd Person Talk
Steven Wright - Ice
David Cross - Night With Harlow
TDM #078
Theme: Announcing new DVDs from Rodney Dangerfield, Denis Leary, Bill Hicks
Original air dates: Jan 10-16, 2005
Bill Hicks - The Pope / Christianity / Seven Seals
Onion Radio News - Jesus Christ Hires Associate Christ
Denis Leary - Asshole of the Dance
Denis Leary - Asshole
Denis Leary - Voices In My Head
Denis Leary - Love Barge
Bill Hicks - Marketing & Advertising
Tim Allen - 1989 stand-up performance
Jeff Foxworthy - 1989 stand-up performance
George Carlin - Ed Sullivan Self Taught
Firesign Theatre - Toad Away
TDM #077
Theme: The Cars & Driving Episode
Original air dates: Jan 3-9, 2005
George Carlin - Traffic Accidents…Keep Movin’!
Eddie Murphy - Hit By A Car
Onion Radio News - neckbelts
Weird Al Yankovic - Truck Drivin’ Song
George Carlin - More Stuff on Cars & Driving (Intro, Toll Booths, NJ and License Plates, Bumper Stickers, Baby On Board)
Onion Radio News - NASA/NASCAR Merger
George Carlin - More Stuff on Cars & Driving [continued] (Red Lights and Tickets, Joggers and Bicycles, The Other Cars)
Andrew Dice Clay - The Car Ride (Goin’ To A Party)
George Carlin - Hitchhiking (shorter/older Version)
Cheech & Chong - Pedro And Man At The Drive-In
TDM #076
Theme: The TACKY XMAS Episode!!
Original air dates: Dec 27,2004-Jan 3, 2005
Opie N Anthony - Granny Xmas Song
Jingles (Shopping City, The Turkey, Barbie)
Red Simpson - Out on the Road for Xmas (start)
Jingles (Only 6 days of shopping, Different Races)
Bob Rivers - The Police Stopped My Car
M Henmi and X’mas Evening - Jingle Bells
Teichiku - Walkin In A Winter Wonderland
Jingle (Shopping Early)
Red Simpson - Out on the Road for Xmas (continued)
Jingle (Barry White PSA, Barbie)
Heather Noel - Santa Came on a Nuclear Missile
Jingle (Only 4 Days, Dream part 1)
Tom Lehrer - A Christmas Carol
Jingle (Dream part 2, Floor Appliances, Only 2 Days Left)
Babs Gonzales - Teenage Santa Claus
Jingle (Mic on the Door 1)
Johnny Guarnieri and Slam Stewart - Santa’s Secret
Ed ‘Kookie’ Byrnes - Yulesville
Denis Leary - Fuck Santa
Jingle (Wow)
The Residents - Santa Dog (Fire, Lightning)
playingsafely.co.uk - 12 STIs of Xmas (part 1)
Jingles (Barbie end, Olive Garden)
The Residents - Seasoned Greetings (excerpt)
playingsafely.co.uk - 12 STIs of Xmas (part 2)
The Residents - N Er Gee (Crisis Blues) [excerpt]
Jingle (Staying Tuned)
playingsafely.co.uk - 12 STIs of Xmas (part 3)
Jingles (Swinging Affair, 1961)
John Valby - Home For Xmas
Red Simpson - Truckin Trees For Xmas
Art Carney - Twas the Night Before Xmas [excerpt]
Bob Rivers - Smells Like The Night Before Christmas [excerpt]
Bob Rivers - A Letter To Santa
Charlie Stewart - Santa Claus Won’t Come This Year
John Valby - O Come Emmanuel
The Sensational Little Shana Lynette - Mister Russian Please Don’t Shoot Down Santa’s Sleigh
John Valby - White Xmas
