2004
TDM #075
Theme: Xmas, Unplayed George Carlin & Tom Lehrer
Original air dates: Dec 20-26, 2004
Bob and Tom - Fuck Christmas
Bob Rivers - Twisted Chipmunk Song
Bob and Tom - Let’s put Christ back in Christmas
Steve Martin - Five Wishes for Christmas
Spinal Tap - Christmas With the Devil
Bob Rivers - The Whats It To Ya Chorus
Onion Radio News - MIT Gift Ideas
Rated X Mas - Frosty the Pervert
Werid Al Yankovic - Xmas at Ground Zero
Werid Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy (extra gory version)
George Carlin - Class Clown
George Carlin - Airport Security
Tom Lehrer - I Hold Your Hand In Mine
TDM #074
Theme: Xmas, Lewis Black, Hill Hicks, etc.
Original air dates: Dec 13-19, 2004
Sam Kinison - Jesus
Bob Rivers - I Am Santa Claus
Onion Radio News - Jews to celebrate some sort of Holiday
Woody Allen - The Vodka Ad
Bill Hicks - Step on the Gas (LA Riots)
Bill Hicks - Hooligans
Bill Hicks - Officer Nigger Hater
Onion Radio News - cop kills partner
Bob Rivers - Walkin Round In Women’s Underwear
Woody Allen - The Police
Onion Radio News - Collectible Plate Industry Wants Streisand Dead
Bob Rivers - jingle hells bells
George Carlin - Hitchhiking (newer Long Version)
Lewis Black - Atlanta
South Park - Christmas Time In Hell
Lewis Black - What I’ve Learned
TDM #073
Theme: Old Time Radio Special #5
Original air dates: Dec 6-12, 2004
Bill M. is sick, so “Auntie M.” hosts!
Burns & Allen - George Collects Cats (Feb 17, 1949)
Abbott & Costello - At the Circus with Alan Hale (March 16, 1943)
George Carlin - Son Of WINO
TDM #072
Theme: The CHILDREN’S episode
Original air dates: Nov 29-Dec 5, 2004
Denis Leary - My Kids (entire segment)
George Carlin - Kids Are Too Small
George Carlin - Rules, Rules, Rules!
George Carlin - Parents’ Cliches And Children’s Secret Answers
George Carlin - Kids And Parents
Bill Hicks - Back To The Garden
Bill Hicks - Your Children Aren’t Special
Bill Cosby - excerpts from “Himself” (Brain Damage, Lying Children)
Onion Radio News - Giant Six Year-Old Devestates Area Ant Community
Bill Cosby - more excerpts from “Himself” (Mine Mine, Reversed Mohawk, Jesus Christ)
TDM #071
Theme: DEVO! David Cross, Steven Wright
Original air dates: Nov 22-28, 2004
David Cross - excerpts from “The Pride is Back” (Porn At The Airport,
Hip Ads, Xtian Sandwich, Miles For Kids)
Steven Wright - 7’s and Museums
Steven Wright - Water
George Carlin - Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag
George Carlin - Second Announcements
Firesign Theatre - High School Madness!
George Carlin - Opening (Thanksgiving, etc.)
Redd Foxx - Thanksgiving Pussy
Devo - Freedom of Choice (preceded by commentary)
Devo - Through Being Cool (preceded by commentary)
Devo - Love Without Anger (preceded by commentary)
Devo - Peek-A-Boo (preceded by commentary)
TDM #070
Theme: Triumph The Insult Comic Dog episode!
Original air dates: Nov 15-21, 2004
Fresh Air (NPR) - Triumph interview (intro)
Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - In the Studio
Fresh Air (NPR) - Triumph interview (continued)
Fresh Air (NPR) - Robert Smigel interview
Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - You Have To Work Blue
Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - Cats Are Cunts
Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - Star Wars Nerds (excerpt)
TDM #069
Theme: The SEX Episode!
Original air dates: Nov 8-14, 2004
Bill Hicks - Purple Vein Dick Joke
Redd Foxx - Bible Love
George Carlin - Five Twos
Opie N Anthony - Hi Mom Im In Porno
Weird Al - Wanna B Ur Lovr
Eddie Murphy - Little Richard
Neil Hamburger - Nude Models
Monty Python - Penis Song
Monty Python - Medical Love Song
Matt And Pat - Tater Tot
Eddie Murphy - Cumin’ Hard
Eddie Murphy - Almost Fucked A Midget
George Carlin - Cigars
Robert Schimmel - Love, Marriage, Sex, Dysfunction, Adult Toys
TDM #068
Theme: The Politics & Elections Episode
Original air dates: Nov 1-7, 2004
George Carlin - Baseball, Football
unknown - Chopped Sou 2003
David Cross - Silver Linings To The War
DOC - State of Disunion 2003
Dana Carvey - George Bush
NOFX - Idiot Son Of An Asshole
RX - Sunday Bloody Sunday
The Simpsons - Amendment (Schoolhouse Rock Parody)
David Cross - Politics Stuff
Saturday Night Live - Bush-Gore Scrabble Game
Contemporary Casualties - BS Report
NCN - Rape of the Union
Bill Hicks - Politics In America
George Carlin - Why I Dont Vote (from Free Floating Hostility)
TDM #067
Theme: Bill M.’s Halloween shindig!
Original air dates: Oct 25-31, 2004
House of 1000 Corpses soundtrack - Howdy Folks
Ronnie James Dio, Randy Castillo, etc - Welcome To My Nightmare
Jerry Seinfeld - Halloween
Vince Neil, Mick Mars, Billy Sheehan, etc - Cold Ethyl
Bobby (Boris) Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers - Monster Mash
Warren Zevon - Werewolves of London (live)
Mr. Show - Halloween Shindig
The Residents - Harry The Head
The Residents - Hello Skinny
Interview clip from “I Put A Spell On Me” - I Put a Spell on You (1)
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - I Put A Spell On You
Interview clip from “I Put A Spell On Me” - I Put a Spell on You (2)
Interview clip from “I Put A Spell On Me” - Feast of the Mau Mau
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - Feast Of The Mau Mau
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - Little Demon
Anton Szandor LaVey, featuring Blanche Barton - Satan Takes a Holiday
TDM #066
Theme: Rodney Dangerfield, RIP
Original air dates: Oct 18-24, 2004
Sample from “Little Nicky” - No Respect in Hell
Rodney Dangerfield - No Respect
From “Opening Night At Rodney’s Place” - Holmes (1)
Rodney Dangerfield - No Respect (continued)
From “Opening Night At Rodney’s Place” - Holmes (2)
From “Opening Night At Rodney’s Place” - Peeking
Rodney Dangerfield - Son of No Respect
Sample from “Little Nicky” - Inspiration
From “Opening Night At Rodney’s Place” - Rodney’s Intro
From “Opening Night At Rodney’s Place” - Holmes (3)
Sample from “Little Nicky” - Jugs Like That
Rodney Dangerfield - Son of No Respect (continued)
From “Opening Night At Rodney’s Place” - Sam Kinison’s song for Rodney (Torte Song)
TDM #065
Theme: Choice George Carlin Rants, Bill Hicks, Triumph
Original air dates: Oct 11-17, 2004
Weird Al Yankovic - Albuquerque
Bill Hicks - Rush Limbaugh
Celebrities At Their Worst - ABC Announcers
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog - Call To Catalog
Denis Leary - Puff Away
Onion Radio News - Naked Education
George Carlin - Sanctity Of Life
George Carlin - Capital Punishment
Onion Radio News - hate crime
George Carlin - State Prison Farms
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - Ol’ Man River
TDM #064
Theme: Dio, Anthrax, and 911
Original air dates: Oct 4-10, 2004
Steve McGrew - My Father Ain’t Right
Steve McGrew - Toilet Paper
Anthrax - N.F.B.
Tenacious D - Dio
David Cross - Sheets and Duct Tape
Lewis Black - After September 11
Lewis Black - Environmental Terrorism or Global Warming
George Carlin - The Opening
George Carlin - Abortion (from “Back In Town”)
TDM #063
Theme: The Frantics! (2)
Original air dates: Sept 27-Oct 3, 2004
Frantics - Steve, Part-Time Messiah
Frantics - Obi-Wan Kenobi Driving School
Frantics - Outgrossing
TDM #062
Theme: New Season! The COFFEE Episode
Original air dates: Sept 20-26, 2004
Denis Leary - Coffee (full version)
Firesign Theatre - Ersatz Bros. Coffee
Lewis Black - The End of the Universe
Onion Radio News - A New Starbucks Opens In The Restroom Of An Existing Starbucks
Roy D. Mercer - Coffee Shop
Onion Radio News - Coffee House
Eddie Izzard - Puberty (excerpt, Cup of Coffee)
Frank Sinatra - Coffee Song
McKenzie Brothers - Coffee Sandwich
Julie London - Black Coffee (Bill M Remix)
George Carlin - Drugs
Denis Leary - Beer
Bill Cosby - Alcohol (Drinking, Drunken Cowboys, Puking)
Aug 16-Sept 19, 2004 – RFS goes on its then annual “vacation”
TDM #061
Theme: Pigging Out & Lewis Black
Original air dates: Aug 9-15, 2004
Bill Hicks - Dinosaurs in the Bible
George Carlin - I’m Musical
George Carlin - Music On Answering Machine
Denis Leary - Fat Fucks
George Carlin - Food Advertising Bullshit
Onion Radio News - Mexican Beef Border
Slim Gaillard - Potato Chips
Slim Gaillard - Chicken Rhythm
Onion Radio News - Cows are Plants
Weird Al Yankovic - Theme From Rocky XIII
Onion Radio News - Cure For Pancakes
Lewis Black - Coke and Pepsi and The Super Bowl of 2001
Lewis Black - Halftime at the Super Bowl of 2001
TDM #060
Theme: GROUCHO MARX special (part 2 of 2)
Original air dates: Aug 2-8, 2004
Groucho Marx - Stay Down There Where You Belong
Marx Brothers - Lawyer Letter (from ‘Animal Crackers’)
Marx Brothers - Capn Scotland (from ‘Animal Crackers’)
Marx Brothers - Hymn To Fredonia (from ‘Duck Soup’)
Groucho Marx & Bing Crosby - Life is so Peculiar (1950)
Marx Brothers - I’m Against It (from ‘Horse Feathers’) *
You Bet Your Life! (8 Feb 1950, Secret Word ‘Bread’)
Groucho Marx - Violin Solo (Jack Benny Tribute)
Groucho Marx - Lydia The Tattooed Lady (1972)
(* - A song played in the very first episode of The Devil’s Mischief, but Bill decides to break the original “no repeats” rule for a worthy cause.)
TDM #059
Theme: GROUCHO MARX special (part 1 of 2)
Original air dates: Aug 1, 2004
Groucho Marx - Priests’ Stories (Plaza Hotel, Montreal, Rome)
Marx Brothers - Spaulding’s Tales (from ‘Animal Crackers’)
Groucho Marx - Hello, I Must Be Going
Marx Brothers - Everyone Says I Love You (from ‘Horse Feathers’)
Marx Brothers - Spaulding and Chandler (from ‘Animal Crackers’)
Groucho Marx - WC Fields (BB Gun, Prohibition, Baby Leroy)
Marx Brothers - Let’s All Get Married (from ‘Animal Crackers’)
You Bet Your Life! (15 Feb 1950, Secret Word ‘Sugar’)
Marx Brothers - Lydia, The Tattooed Lady (from ‘At The Circus’)
TDM #058
Theme: Hosted by SB
Original air dates: July 19-25, 2004
Howard Stern (sample)
Seinfeld montage
Tommy Chong interview (1)
Cheech & Chong with Korn - Earache My Eye
Cheech & Chong - Blind Melon Chitlin’
Tommy Chong interview (2)
Penn Jillette interview (1)
Penn Jillette - Life’s Good Enough To Eat
Penn Jillette interview (2)
South Park movie (sample)
Porky’s (sample)
Bill Cosby - Chicken Heart
TDM #057
Theme: Super Size Me, Lewis Black, Infectious Grooves
Original air dates: July 12-18, 2004
David Cross - Water To Wine
George Carlin - Self-Help Books
George Carlin - Motivation Seminars
Violent Femmes - Fat
Steve Martin - Funny Comedy Gags
Wesley Willis - Rock N Roll McDonalds
Super Size Me - Ham (sample)
The Chips - Rubber Biscuit
Lewis Black - Tax Rebates and Common Sense
Infectious Grooves - Closed Session / Turn Your Head
Infectious Grooves - You Lie… And Yo Breath Stank
Infectious Grooves - Thanx But No Thanx
Bill Hicks - As Long as We’re Talking Shelf Life (Kennedy)
Lewis Black - Airport Security
Lewis Black - TV News and Jerry Falwell
TDM #056
Theme: Steven Wright, Green Jelly, South Park Season 4
Original air dates: July 5-11, 2004
Green Jelly - Obey The Cowgod
George Carlin - Things You Don’t Wanna Hear
David Cross - The Simple Life
Onion Radio News - NASA Baffled
Green Jelly - Misadventures Of Shitman
Green Jelly - Three Little Pigs
Steven Wright - Introduction
Steven Wright - Ants
South Park (samples from season 4) - Hell Director / Ugly / Cartman Describes Hell / Another Day / So Disillusioned
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog - Call to Kennel
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog - My Mama
Steven Wright - Dog Stay
George Carlin - The 11 O’Clock News
TDM #055
Theme: Jack Benny (Old Time Radio Comedy Special #4)
Original air dates: June 28-July 4, 2004
Jack Benny - Jack’s Birthday (Feb 14, 1937)
Jack Benny - The Road to Bali (Jan 11, 1953)
Bob Hope - Taking over the Jack Benny Show
TDM #054
Theme: Rodney Dangerfield, Woody Allen
Original air dates: June 21-27, 2004
David Cross - The Crucifixion
George Carlin - Teenage Masturbation
Onion Radio News - Drunkard has Important Thought
Woody Allen - Kidnapped
Woody Allen - Unhappy Childhood
Woody Allen - European Trip
Mad - She Lets Me Watch Her Mom And Pop Fight
Spike Jones - Hawaiian War Chant (Ta Hu Wa HuWai)
George Carlin - Bodily Functions
Rodney Dangerfield - No Respect (part 1 of 2)
Onion Radio News - Life Is Unfair
Rodney Dangerfield - No Respect (part 2 of 2)
TDM #053
Theme: Ronald Reagan, Ray Charles
Original air dates: June 14-20, 2004
David Cross - Footprints
Opie N Anthony - Reagan
George Carlin - Good Ideas
George Carlin - Things You Never See
Onion Radio News - Freakish Newborne Is Half Chinese Half American
George Carlin - Things You Never Hear
Celebrity Blooper - Ray Charles (no. 2, song requests)
Celebrity Blooper - Barry White
Freddie Blassie - Pencil Neck Geek
Tom Lehrer - National Brotherhood Week
Eddie Murphy - Bill Cosby
Eddie Murphy - Richard Pryor
Eddie Murphy - Foreign Fans
Weird Al Yankovic - One Of Those Days
Snake Finger - Here Come the Bums
Weird Al Yankovic - Nature Trail To Hell
George Carlin - Keeping People Alert
TDM #052
Theme: The GAME SHOW Episode
Original air dates: June 7-13, 2004
Cheech and Chong - Let’s Make a New Dope Deal
George Carlin - Divorce Game
SNL - Celebrity Jeopardy #1 (Cruise, Sandler, Connery)
Onion Radio News - Big bucks no whammies
George Carlin - Let’s Make A Deal
SNL - Celebrity Jeopardy #6 (Connery, Reeves, Hilary Swank)
You Bet Your Life! - Secret Word ‘Table’ (12-May-1958)
TDM #051
Theme: The Frantics (1)
Original air dates: May 31-June6, 2004
Onion Radio News - Court Bans Same-Sex Friendships
The Frantics - Worshippers ‘R’ Us
The Frantics - You Scare The Shit Out Of Me
The Frantics - Mr Liar’s Condensed Bible
The Frantics - Heaven is for Presbyterians
TDM #050
Theme: Best of Blasphemy! Part 2 of 2
Original air dates: May 14-30, 2004
Redd Foxx - Two Preachers
Woody Allen - Bullet In My Breast Pocket
Mr Show - Hail Satan Network
Mr. Show - Anders’ Press Conference
Rowan Atkinson - Hell
Bob and Tom - Let’s Put Christ Back in Christmas
Dead Milkmen - I Dream of Jesus
David Cross - Readings from Promise Keeper, Bible
George Carlin - Why We Don’t Need 10 Commandments
TDM #049
Theme: Best of Blasphemy! Part 1 of 2
Original air dates: May 17-23, 2004
George Carlin - Angels
David Cross - Virgin Mary
David Cross - Millenium
Judy Tenuta - Nuns and Father Shanky
Bill Hicks - Easter
Bill Hicks - Gideons
Bill Cosby - Jesus Christ
Rowan Atkinson - Jesus
Eddie Izzard - Church Of England
Tom Lehrer - The Vatican Rag
David Cross - Catholic Church
Eddie Izzard - In Bed With God
Eddie Izzard - Noah on Speed
Eddie Izzard - The Tyranny of Ducks
George Carlin - Religion
George Carlin - There Is No God
TDM #048
Theme: New David Cross CD, The Frantics
Original air dates: May 10-May 16, 2004
David Cross - Praying For Bush
George Carlin - Life’s Little Moments
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog - Underage Bichon
Onion Radio News - Babies are Stupid
David Cross - Boring Babies
David Cross - Electric Scissors
Tom Mabe - Thanks For Holding
Tom Mabe - Can You Call Back I’m In The Bathroom
South Park - Terrance, Phillip, & Scott on Phone
The Frantics - Ti Kwan Leap/Boot to the Head
The Frantics - Theories of Creation
TDM #047
Theme: Firesign Theatre
Original air dates: May 3-May 9, 2004
George Carlin - Clerks, Hankies & Emma
Firesign Theatre - The American Pageant
Firesign Theatre - Ralph Spolsport Motors
Firesign Theatre - The Further Adventures Of Nick Danger
TDM #046
Theme: Steve Martin, Woody Allen, mix of “older” comedy
Original air dates: April 26-May 2, 2004
George Carlin - Supermarkets
Onion Radio News - Layer of Welcome Back Kotter Merchandise Found
Woody Allen - Private Life
Woody Allen - Brooklyn
Woody Allen - The Army
Spike Jones - William Tell Overture
Tom Lehrer - Clementine
George Carlin - For Names’ Sake
Steve Martin - Lets Get Small
TDM #045
Theme: Dedication to the Yankovics, Onion debut, Earth Day
Original air dates: April 19-25, 2004
George Carlin - Earrings
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog - Intro
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog - Who
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog - You Have To Work Blue
Onion Radio News - Big hair lady loves Jesus
The Vestibules - Bulbous Bouffant
Weird Al Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy
Weird Al Yankovic - Why Does This Always Happen To Me
Weird Al Yankovic - UHF
George Carlin - The Planet Is Fine
TDM #044
Theme: The FOOD Episode!
Original air dates: April 12-18, 2004
George Carlin - Fussy Eater, Pt 1
Eddie Murphy - McDonald’s Hamburgers
George Carlin - Fussy Eater, Pt 2
George Carlin - Peas
Firesign Theatre - Bear Whiz Beer
McKenzie Brothers - Coffee Sandwich
Firesign Theatre - Ersatz Bros. Coffee
Redd Foxx - Biscuits and Sardines
Denis Leary - Meat
Tom Mabe - Fat
Neil Hamburger - Rock and Roll
Monty Python - Spam Song
Weird Al Yankovic - Spam
Eddie Murphy - Buckwheat
George Carlin - Ice Box Man
Weird Al Yankovic - Taco Grande
Eddie Murphy - Ice Cream Man
TDM #043
Theme: Milkmen, etc.
Original air dates: April 5-11, 2004
Weird Al Yankovic - Polka Power!
McKenzie Brothers - The Miracle Of Music
Judy Tenuta - Sports
Celebrity Bloopers - John Wayne
McKenzie Brothers - Gimme A Smoke
McKenzie Brothers - Take Off
Scatterbrain - Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew
Eddie Izzard - in bed with god
Eddie Izzard - noah on speed
Eddie Izzard - the tyranny of ducks
Dead Milkmen - I Dream of Jesus
Benny Hill - Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West)
Scatterbrain - Drunken Milkman
Celebrity Bloopers - Davis Sinatra Martin
TDM #042
Theme: The SNOW WHITE Episode
Original air dates: March 29-April 4, 2004
Abbott & Costello - Missing Snow White Script (March 9, 1944)
MAD magazine - Articles read by Bill M.
Jack Benny - Snow White and the Seven Gangsters (Apr 24, 1938)
TDM #041
Theme: Milton Bearle Show, etc.
Original air dates: March 22-28, 2004
Opie N Anthony - 100 Grand
Neil Hamburger - A Score to Settle
Eddie Izzard - helen of troy
Eddie Izzard - achilles footwear
Eddie Izzard - a huge fuckoff horse
George Carlin Interview, part 8 (The Business Of Comedy, Comedy’s Evolution, Advice)
Neil Hamburger - Hijinx and a Child
Opie N Anthony - Dr. Smith
Neil Hamburger - The Man from HOTT
The Milton Berle Show - Woman’s Rights (Feb 24, 1948)
TDM #040
Theme: The HEAVY METAL Episode!
Original air dates: Mar 15-21, 2004
Jay C - Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
Weird Al Yankovic - Dr. Feelgood (sample)
Consortium of Genius - THE BLACK PLAGUE
Lawnmower Deth - Got No Legs, Don’t Come Crawling To Me
Dee Snider on Metal Sludge - “Call It A Day” Answer
Beatallica - Sgt Hetfields Motorbreath Pub Band
Beatallica - Garage Dayz Night
Beatallica - The Thing That Should Not Let It Be
Weird Al Yankovic - Enter Sandman (sample)
Scatterbrain - Down With The Ship (Slight Return)
Scatterbrain - Don’t Call Me Dude
Dee Snider on Metal Sludge - “Axl Rose” Answer
Lawnmower Deth - Satan’s Trampoline
Dokaka - The Trooper
Scrotis - Death Metal Alphabet
Consortium of Genius - Death To The Angel Of Death
Scrotis - Warpig Wonderland
Mentors - Golden Showers
Care of Metal Sludge - Yngwie Tokyo Flight
Dio - Budweiser Ad
TDM #039
Theme: TV Funhouse, David Cross
Original air dates: Mar 8-14, 2004
David Cross - Millenium
TV Funhouse - The Policeman
Eddie Izzard - fill me with the gobi desert
Consortium of Genius - Milk
Eddie Izzard - six million dollar queen
Eddie Izzard - do you think i’m sexy
Consortium of Genius - Brain Wrap
George Carlin Interview, part 7 (Timing & Delivery, Comedy And Pain, Prerequisites)
SNL Celebrity Jeopardy - Sean Connery, Ozzy Osbourne and Martha Stewart
Celebrity Blooper - Buddy Rich (1)
TV Funhouse - George Washington Vh1
David Cross - CES Convention
David Cross - James Lipton
TDM #038
Original air dates: Mar 1-7, 2004
Jerky Boys - Sol Rosenberg Hurt At Work
Neil Hamburger - A Nationally-Known Comedian
Neil Hamburger - (Write My) Name on the Toilet
Jerky Boys - Food & Drug Complaint (sol rosenberg)
Bobcat Goldthwait - Fabio And The Suicidal Goose
Bobcat Goldthwait - Alcoholic Clowns And Katie Couric, Screech’s Huge Cock, And Granny Porn
George Carlin Interview, part 6 (Words, Regional Differences, Point Of View)
Arrogant Worms - log in to you
Arrogant Worms - killer robots from venus
Weird Al Yankovic - Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters
Judy Tenuta - Purgatory Dating
Neil Hamburger - A Special Request
TDM #037
Theme: Old Time Radio Comedy Special #3, Bill’s B-day
Original air dates: Feb 23-29, 2004
Weird Al Yankovic - The Happy Birthday Song
Ozzie & Harriet - The Crystal Ball (Mar 6, 1949)
Our Miss Brooks - Friday the 13th (May 15, 1949)
The Residents - Birthday Boy
TDM #036
Theme: Benny Hill, Jerky Boys
Original air dates: Feb 16-22, 2004
MJ & BJ in the Morning (WFLZ Florida) - Craftmatic Bed [incorrectly credited to Jerky Boys]
Opie N Anthony - Emphysema Call
Opie N Anthony - Breasts
Eddie Izzard - Armageddon
Jerky Boys - Lawn Equipment Debate
Benny Hill - Gypsy Dance
Benny Hill - Star Names
Benny Hill - Down On The Farm
George Carlin Interview, part 5 (Structuring The Act, Physical Carlin, Respect)
Jerky Boys - Furby Prank Call
David Cross - Literally, 3rd Person Talk
Opie N Anthony - Captain Kirk
TDM #035
Original air dates: Feb 9-15, 2004
Neil Hamburger - Music of the Night
Neil Hamburger - Hijinx
Weird Al Yankovic - It’s All About The Pentiums
Consortium of Genius - All I Want To Do Is You
Consortium of Genius - Partying with Pentatonic
Consortium of Genius - Science Party
Celebrity Blooper - Elizabeth Taylor
Celebrity Blooper - Earl Weaver
Celebrity Blooper - Richard Pryor
George Carlin interview, part 4 (Politics, The Laughter Reflex, Trying Stuff Out)
Weird Al Yankovic - Bob
Weird Al Yankovic - Genius In France
TDM #034
Original air dates: Feb 2-8, 2004
Neil Hamburger - Pickle Potato
Neil Hamburger - I’m In Your Band
Arrogant Worms - Carrot Juice is Murder
Bobcat Goldthwait - Jack And Bobby In Hell, Alan Thicke, Polar Bear, And Chris Reeve
Eddie Izzard - Stonehenge
Eddie Izzard - Church Of England
Neil Hamburger - Graduate of Yaoo
George Carlin interview, part 3 (The Writer, The Big Change, Writing Techniques)
Arrogant Worms - rippy the gator
Arrogant Worms - heimlich maneuver
TDM #033
Original air dates: Jan 26-Feb 1 2004
Weird Al Yankovic - Party At The Leper Colony
Eddie Izzard - Puberty
Eddie Izzard - Lost My Virginity
David Cross - September 11
David Cross - September 12
George Carlin - Standing Alone, The Vegas Incident, Lenny Bruce
Weird Al Yankovic - Wanna B Ur Lovr
Eddie Izzard - Encore
Weird Al Yankovic - Trash Day
TDM #032
Theme: Judy, Opie, Weird Al, George Carlin interview part 1
Original air dates: Jan 19-25, 2004
Judy Tenuta - Love Slave
Opie & Anthony - Marsha Brady
Opie & Anthony - Green Bay Pizza
Weird Al Yankovic - Grapefruit Diet
Judy Tenuta - I’m OK, You’re A Fat Cow Weight Loss Plan
Weird Al Yankovic - Your Horoscope For Today
Opie & Anthony - Tourettes Whorehouse
Judy Tenuta - Introduction
George Carlin interview, part 1 - First Time Funny, Early Influences, Burns & Carlin
Weird Al Yankovic - A Complicated Song
Weird Al Yankovic - Ebay
Show #31 marked the Start of the “Forces beyond our control” era. For many weeks, the list of “airable” artists is limited.
TDM #031
Original air dates: The STAR WARS Episode! Jan 12-18, 2004
Space Balls (sample) - Good is Dumb
Opie and Anthony - Darth Vulgar
Space Balls (sample) - Helmet
Bentframe - Jedi Advice on Beer
Space Balls (sample) - Doubles
Bobcat Goldthwait - Star Wars Fans Are Uber-Nerds
Mark Jonathan Davis - Star Wars Cantina
Space Balls (sample) - 5 minutes
Mark Jonathan Davis - Phantom Medley
Brian Holmes - darth maul
Space Balls (sample) - Always Right
Chasing Amy (sample) - Lando
Space Balls (sample) - Gimme Paw
Nick - My Name is Darth Vader
James Zahn Conspiracy - Darth Vader Is A Real Cool Guy
UNKNOWN - Yoda, Vader and Jabba Sings Christmas Songs
Space Balls (sample) - buckle
UNKNOWN - Star wars smoking weed
Space Balls (sample) - plaid
UNKNOWN - Yoda Drunk On The Set
Space Balls (sample) - Check, Please
Toronto Mix 99.9 - Yoda’s Sunscreen
UNKNOWN - Star Wars Gangsta Rap (Yoda Mix)
ForbiddenSoulDoughnut-YubNub (heavy metal remix)
Space Balls (sample) - Bearded
SNL - Bill Murray sings Star Wars
Space Balls (sample) - The Ring!
SNL - Star Wars Screen Test (Christopher Walker)
Space Balls (sample) - Fiend
Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Star Wars
Eddie Izzard - The Deathstar Canteen
Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda
Weird Al Yankovic - The Saga Begins
TDM #030
Theme: Bob Goldthwait, George Carlin, Woody Allen
Original air dates: Jan 5-11, 2004
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog - Call To Chinese Restaurant
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog - Cats are Cunts
Bobcat Goldthwait - Gall Bladder
Bobcat Goldthwait - Johnny Depp And The Electric Razor Ad
Bobcat Goldthwait - I Love Dick
Woody Allen - Second Marriage
Woody Allen - The Great Renaldo
Woody Allen - The Moose
George Carlin - Losing Things
George Carlin - You’re Lost
George Carlin - Missing
George Carlin - Losing Your Place
TDM #029
Theme: 2003 Holiday Special (part 2 of 2)
Original air dates: Dec 29 2003-Jan 4 2004
Bob Rivers - Walkin Round In Women’s Underwear
John Valby - Stoned For Xmas
Bob and Tom - Fuck Christmas
South Park - Merry Fucking Xmas
Bob and Tom - Lets put christ back in christmas
“Santa” block:
Cheech & Chong - Christmas Story
Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy (extra gory version)
South Park - Santa and Jesus lounge
Bob Rivers - A Letter To Santa
“X-rated” block:
Rated X Mas - frosty the pervert
Rated X Mas - Have Yourself A 1-900-Christmas
John Valby - White Pussy
Sean Morey - Horny Porny Christmas
playingsafely.co.uk - 12 STIs of Xmas
John Valby - O Come Emmanuel
The Residents - Fire (Santa Dog)
Bob Rivers - Smells Like The Night Before Christmas
Monty Python - Christmas In Heaven
load.pquinn.com, Remix By Joe Davidson - BK Holiday Guy
Bob Rivers - Twisted Chipmunk Song
[Just before the week of December 22-28, 2003, Bill forgets that there’s a new deadline time for DJs, and he doesn’t upload his show in time. So Dr. Jest (then program director), out of spite against something he heard on last week’s show (it’s a long story) picks show #17 as a rerun]
