2003
TDM #028
Theme: 2003 Holiday Episode (part 1 of 2)
Original air dates: Dec 15-21, 2003
South Park - Christmas Time In Hell
Steve Martin - Five Wishes for Christmas (SNL)
Bob Rivers - The Police Stopped My Car
Werid Al Yankovic - Xmas at Ground Zero
“Classic” block:
Tom Lehrer - A Christmas Carol
Porky Pig - Blue Christmas
McKenzie Bros - Twelve Days Of Christmas
“Hanukkah” block:
South Park - spirit of xmas
Tom Lehrer - (I’m Spending) Hanukkah in Santa Monica
South Park - Jew on Christmas
Adam Sandler - Hannuka Song (live)
South Park - The Dreidle Song
“Heavy Metal” block:
Bob Rivers - jingle hells bells
Spinal Tap - Christmas With the Devil
Bob Rivers - I am Santa Claus
Bob Rivers - Sled Zeppelin
Opie N Anthony - Granny Xmas Song
TDM #027
Theme: Old Time Radio Comedy Special #2
Original air dates: Dec 8-14, 2003
Abbott & Costello - A Visit To Peter Lorre’s Sanitarium (Jan 13, 1944)
The Bickersons - Birthday Present
Abbott & Costello - Nylon Stockings (starring Lucille Ball and Mel Blanc) (Nov 18, 1943)
TDM #026
Theme: Thanksgiving Leftovers (Redd Foxx, Eddie Murphy, “Have A Nice Day”)
Original air dates: Dec 1-8, 2003
Redd Foxx - Thanksgiving Pussy
George Carlin - Opening [Thanksgiving, Office]
George Carlin - Have A Nice Day
Redd Foxx - War Stories
Redd Foxx - Ugliness
David Cross - dating
Weird Al Yankovic - Hot Rocks Polka
George Carlin - First Announcements
Celebrity Blooper - William Shatner
Celebrity Blooper - Martin N Lewis
Eddie Murphy - Italian Fight / Black Acting for Fighting / Eddie’s Father
TDM #025
Theme: Bobcat Goldthwait, Presidents of the USA
Original air dates: Nov 24-30, 2003
Primus - Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver
Denis Leary - More Drugs
Bobcat Goldthwait - David Crosby’s Sperm, And Why The Hollywood Squares Downsized Me
Bobcat Goldthwait - If You’re Ever On A Talk Show, Don’t Set It On Fire
Bobcat Goldthwait - Salt and Pepper Nutsack
Presidents of the USA - Peaches
Presidents of the USA - We Are Not Going To Make It
Eddie Izzard - They lie to us
Eddie Izzard - Hell in a shower
George Carlin - Airline Announcements
TDM #024
Theme: The Consortium of Genius episode!
Original air dates: Nov 17-23, 2003
Interview (1)
Consortium of Genius - Bow 2 Me
Interview (2)
Consortium of Genius - I Scream
Interview (3)
Consortium of Genius - Placebo
Consortium of Genius - Destroy
Interview (introduction of Android Woman)
Consortium of Genius - Android Woman
Interview (4)
Consortium of Genius - Yer Dawg is Ded
Consortium of Genius - Doctor Z Book Club
Interview (5)
Consortium of Genius - Why do we do it
TDM #023
Theme: The All-Female Episode
Original air dates: Nov 10-16, 2003
Robin Greenspan - Womyns Festivals
Judy Tenuta - Dogma On Comedy
Sarah Silverman (Crank Yankers) - Hadassah Oprah Survey
Margaret Cho - Personals
Judy Tenuta - Harness Cosmic Power Through Your Crotch
The Residents - Hallowed Be Thy Ween (D is for Doorknob)
The Residents - Lottie The Human Log
The Residents - I Hate Heaven
Judy Tenuta - Diets
Margaret Cho - Poor foreign child
Margaret Cho - Lesbians love whale watching
Sarah Silverman (Crank Yankers) - Nanny Wanted
The Residents - Spotted Pinto Bean
TDM #022
Theme: All stand-up, including Patton Oswalt
Original air dates: Nov 3-9, 2003
Jerry Seinfeld - Halloween
Bill Hicks - Confession Time (Cops) / Wax Dart
Patton Oswalt [full performance]
Bill Hicks - I’m Talking To The Women Here
George Carlin - Kids And Parents
George Carlin - TV Tonight
Bill Hicks - Deficit (Jesse Helms)
TDM #021
Theme: PTP 10th Anniversary episode
Original air dates: Oct 27-Nov 2, 2003
Selections were taken from Purging Talon Publishing’s two audio CDs:
“Pubic Itch: There’s Nothing You Can Do” and “The Vault Tapes”
Candid - You’re Hanging Out With THAT Guy
Answ Machine - Welcome to Matt’s Paradise
Answ Machine - Yo, God (That’s Me)
Candid - Swallowgirl
PUBIC ITCH - Go For The Crack
Radio - PSA
Answ Machine - SwanXski Defies Logic
Radio - Slam Compactor Intro 1
Radio - Slam Compactor Intro 2
Radio - Slam Compactor Intro 3
Sample - Jerry Falwell - Sick
Sample - Blackie Lawless - Social Relevancy
Sample - Helter Skelter - Each and Every One of You
Sample - Rope - Hypocrisy
Sample - River’s Edge - So Alive
Sample - Legend - Animals
Sample - Tom Green - It Must Be Weird
Sample - Exorcist - Jesus
Sample - Temple of Doom - Will Fall
Sample - Rope - Too Many
PUBIC ITCH - Hospital Bill
Sample - Angel Heart - Wisdom
Sample - Exorcist - Stick
Sample - Spinal Tap - Fine Line
Sample - Trick Or Treat - Morality
Sample - Suburbia - War
Sample - Never Say Never Again - Gratuitous
Sample - Videodrome - Philosophy
Radio - Slam Compactor Outro 1
Radio - Slam Compactor Outro 2
Radio - Slam Compactor Promo
Candid - I Died 12 Times For You Guys
PUBIC ITCH - Necromaniacal Narration
Other - Another T talk with Mr C
Answ Machine - She’s Vewy Impwessionable
Other - I’m Killing
Answ Machine - I’ll Keep Ya Posted
PUBIC ITCH - Hot Dog Lady
PUBIC ITCH - Terrible Outcome
PUBIC ITCH - School Sucks Shit
Answ Machine - I’m Just Totally Disgusted
TDM #020
Theme: Tommy Chong’s address revealed!
Original air dates: Oct 20-26, 2003
Judy Tenuta - Nuns and Father Shanky
George Carlin - Wurds
Cheech & Chong - Earache My Eye
Larry Reeb - (full performance)
Mr. Show - Episode 404 excerpts (Scrotum Explorer, Bugged Drug deal, Rich Guy Negative Ads)
Richard Pryor - Women
Firesign Theatre - Not Quite The Solution He Expected
Rodney Dangerfield & Sam Kinison - Tort Song
TDM #019
Theme: The DEATH & SUICIDE Episode
Original air dates: Oct 13-19, 2003
George Carlin - suicide (unreleased)
SouthPark - Death (Gramps 1)
George Carlin - Special Dispensation
SouthPark - Death (Garrison)
David Cross - 300 dollars, executing retards
SouthPark - Death (Chef)
Weird Al Yankovic - Plots R Us
Eddie Izzard - the river styx
SouthPark - Death (Cartman, Jesus)
Eddie Izzard - deus ex machina
SouthPark - Death (Enya)
George Carlin - Organ Donor Programs
George Carlin - Don’t Pull The Plug On Me
Monty Python - Meaning Of Life
Tom Lehrer - We Will All Go Together When We Go [orchestra version]
Mad Magazine - Disco Suicide
George Carlin - suicide channel (unreleased)
TDM #018
Theme: John Fox, Animaniacs
Original air dates: Oct 6-12, 2003
Animaniacs - Ice Cream Song
Opie N Anthony - Green Bay Funeral
Denis Leary - Death
Denis Leary - The Downtrodden Song
John Fox - (full performance)
Animaniacs - I’ll Take An Island
Weird Al Yankovic- Germs
Bill Cosby - Chocolate Cake For Breakfast
Animaniacs - The Panama Canal
George Carlin - Sports
George Carlin - New Sports
TDM #017
Original air dates: Sept 29-Oct 5, 2003
David Cross - virgin mary
Weird Al Yankovic - Truck Drivin’ Song
George Carlin - People I Can Do Without
Celebrity Bloopers - Jerry Lewis (5)
Celebrity Bloopers - Tommy Lasorda (6)
Celebrity Bloopers - Marlon Brando
Firesign Theatre - Napalmolive
Firesign Theatre - Shoes For Industry!
Firesign Theatre - 40 Great Unclaimed Melodies!
Weird Al Yankovic- Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
Robert Schimmel - Weird TV Commercials
George Carlin - Familiar Expressions
David Cross - Jew Raised In The South (part 2)
TDM #016
Original air dates: Sept 22-28, 2003
Barnes & Barnes - Fish Heads
Eddie Izzard - President Kennedy
Eddie Izzard - One Step For Man
Cheech & Chong - Trippin’ in Court
Eddie Izzard - Heimlich Maneouvre
Cheech & Chong - Pedro and Man at the Drive-Inn
George Carlin - Free-Floating Hostility
Monty Python - Galaxy Song
TDM #015
Theme: The Post-Vacation Vacation Episode
Original air dates: Sept 15-21, 2003
George Carlin - A Place for My Stuff
Opie & Anthony - Airline Pilot
Bill Cosby - Jefferey
Steve Martin - Vegas
David Cross - Jew Raised In The South
Tom Lehrer - I Wanna Go Back To Dixie
Henny Youngman - Florida Sunshine
Woody Allen - Down South
Weird Al Yankovic - The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
David Cross - New York
David Cross - Los Angeles
Tom Lehrer - In Old Mexico
Weird Al Yankovic - Albuquerque
[RFS now goes on its then annual 4 week vacation. Repeats are played
during this period.]
TDM #014
Theme: The CRUDE Episode
Original air dates: Aug 11-17, 2003
South Park - Uncle Fucka
Opie & Anthony - Green Poopie
George Carlin - Snot, The Original Rubber Cement
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - Shut Your Mouth When You Sneeze
Robert Schimmel - Introduction
Robert Schimmel - Hotels
Robert Schimmel - I’m Not Homophobic
Opie & Anthony - Brando and Underdog
George Carlin - Farting In Public
Mad - It’s a Gas
Tone Def of NWH - I’m Just A Human
Tom Lehrer - Smut
Andrew “Dice” Clay - Subway Travel
Andrew “Dice” Clay - The Grocery Store
Andrew “Dice” Clay - Industrial Size
George Carlin - Rape Can Be Funny
George Carlin - You and Me (Things That Come off of Your Body)
TDM #013
Theme: Tribute to Bob Hope and Buddy Hackett
Original air dates: Aug 4-10, 2003
Buddy Hackett - On Stage at Ceasar’s Atlantic City (misc)
The Big Broadcast of 1938, Starring Bob Hope
Opie & Anthony - Girl’s Bike
Opie & Anthony - Brando and Underdog
Andrew “Dice” Clay - Ya Can’t Be Nice to Them
Andrew “Dice” Clay - Christmas Presents
Andrew “Dice” Clay - Hoidy Toidy Chicks
Green Jelly - Blind Date
Mad - I Found Her Telephone Number Written on the Boy’s Bathroom Wall
Mad - She Got a Nose Job
Celebrity Bloopers - Orson Welles 1
Celeb Bloopers - Orson Welles 2
Celeb Bloopers - Jerry Lewis 1 [Bill Lynch]
Bob Newhart - Ledge Psychology
TDM #012
Theme: The DRUGS Episode
Original air dates: July 28-Aug 3, 2003
George Carlin - Toledo Window Box
George Carlin - Nursery Rhymes
Bill Cosby - Puking
Robin Williams - Marijuana
Robin Williams - Cocaine
Harry “The Hipster” Gibson - Who Put The Benzedrine in Mrs. Murphy’s Ovaltine?
Cheech & Chong - Let’s Make a Dope Deal
Tom Lehrer - The Old Dope Peddler
Great White - Wasted Rock Ranger
Denis Leary - Drugs
Denis Leary - Rehab
George Carlin - Grass Swept The Neighborhood
Bill Hicks - Gifts of Forgiveness
Bill Hicks - Purple Vein Dick Joke
TDM #011
Original air dates: July 21-27, 2003
Redd Foxx - Childrens Fables
Monty Python - Lumberjack Song
Tom Lehrer - The Masochism Tango (original Piano version)
Monty Python - Sit On My Face
Monty Python - Knights Of The Round Table
George Carlin - Parents of Honor Students
George Carlin - Baby Slings
McKenzie Brothers - School Announcements
McKenzie Brothers - The Beerhunter
McKenzie Brothers - Peter’s Donuts
Tom Lehrer - The Elements
George Carlin - People Who Wear Visors
Woody Allen - The Science Fiction Film
Woody Allen - Eggs Benedict
Woody Allen - Oral Contraception
Dictionareoke - Enter Sandman
David Cross - Night With Harlow
TDM #010
Theme: Old Time Radio Comedy Special
Original air dates: July 14-20, 2003
You Bet Your Life (Secret word is ‘Chair’)
Amos & Andy - Candy for Caroline (12/3/1943)
TDM #009
Theme: New Weird Al, Screamin’ Jay Hawkins
Original air dates: July 7-13, 2003
Rowan Atkinson - Dean
Opie n Anthony - Accordian
Weird Al Yankovic - Angry White Boy Polka
Weird Al Yankovic - Ode to a Superhero
Weird Al Yankovic - Why Does This Always Happen To Me (Al & Ben mix)
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - I Put a Spell on You
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - Alligator Wine
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - I Am the Cool
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - Ignant and Shit
George Carlin - Minority Language (Happens to Be, Openly, Urban, Girlfriend
Eddie Murphy - Hit by a Car
George Carlin - HandsFree Telephone Headsets
George Carlin - Answering Machines
[During the week of June 14-21, RFS goes through ISP changes, and
the week consists of repeats. Episode #001 is played.]
TDM #008
Original air dates: June 22-28, 2003
Chris Rock - Pork
Opie & Anthony - Freezer
Cheech & Chong - Basketball Jones
Spike Jones - Cocktails for Two
Spike Jones - Dance of the Hours
Tom Lehrer - She’s My Girl
Chris Rock - Jail
Chris Rock - Niggas
Henny Youngman - Introduction And The Dressing Room
Henny Youngman - Hollywood
Henny Youngman - Doctor, Doctor
George Carlin - Tattoos
David Cross - Bush
David Cross - Ashcroft
TDM #007
Theme: 1960s Comedy Special
Original air dates: June 15-21, 2003
Woody Allen - Bullet In My Breast Pocket
Bill Cosby - Jesus Christ
Woody Allen - Mechanical Objects
Bill Cosby - Kindergarten
Woody Allen - Las Vegas
Bob Newhart - The Grace L. Ferguson Airline (And Storm Door Co.)
Firesign Theatre - Beat The Reaper!
Bob Newhart - An Infinite Number of Monkeys
Bob Newhart - Automation and A Private in Washington’s Army
George Carlin - 400,000 American Musical Favorites
Bill Cosby - Revenge
TDM #006
Original air dates: June 8-14, 2003
Monty Python - Every Sperm Is Sacred
Tom Lehrer - The Vatican Rag
King Missle - Cheesecake Truck
Steve Martin - Men’s Underwear
Steve Martin - You Can Be A Millionaire
Boiled In Lead - Hard Times
Bill Hicks - People Suck
Bill Hicks - Pro Life
Celebrities At Their Worst - Casey Kasem (1-2)
Bill Hicks - People Who Hate People
Steve Martin - How To Meet A Girl
Tom Lehrer - Be Prepared
King Missile - Detachable Penis
George Carlin - Death And Dying
TDM #005
Theme: David Cross Special
Original air dates: June 1-7, 2003
David Cross - Catholic Church
Mr. Show - driven to distraction
Mr. Show - Lie Detector
Mr. Show - Hail Satan Network
Mr. Show - Anders’ Press Conference
David Cross - Readings from 7 Readings from Promise Keeper
TDM #004
Original air dates: May 25-31, 2003
Denis Leary - Coffee
Denis Leary - Beer
Opie & Anthony - Publishers Clearing House
George Carlin - Parents of Honor Students
Steve Martin - One Way To Leave Your Lover
Steve Martin - Mad At My Mother
Marx Bros - Houray For Captain Spaulding
Steve Martin - Grandmothers Song
Fishbone - Ugly
Denis Leary - Asshole
Celebrities At Their Worst - Bing Crosby (1-3)
George Carlin - Traffic Accidents- Keep Movin’
George Carlin - Why We Don’t Need 10 Commandments
TDM #003
Original air dates: May 18-24, 2003
Tom Lehrer - The Masochism Tango
George Carlin - Rice Krispies
Redd Foxx - Two Preachers
Opie & Anthony - Hi Mom, I’m In Jail
Opie & Anthony - Hi Mom, I’m In Porno
Tom Lehrer - Oedipus Rex
George Carlin - Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag
George Carlin - Join the Book Club
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - Constipation Blues
Sam Kinison - Old People Must Die
Sam Kinison - Nitrous Oxide
Weird Al Yankovic - I Was Only Kidding
Weird Al Yankovic - The Alternative Polka
Bill Hicks - Easter
Bill Hicks - Gideons
Bill Hicks - Politics in America
Tom Lehrer - We Will All Go Together When We Go
TDM #002
Theme: Jones, Atkinson & Pryor
Original air dates: May 11-17, 2003
Spike Jones - The Man on the Flying Trapeze
Spike Jones - Chloe
Rowan Atkinson - hell
Rowan Atkinson - jesus
Rowan Atkinson - wedding
Richard Pryor - Prisons
Richard Pryor - Africa
Richard Pryor - Hospital
TDM #001
Theme: Debut Episode!
Original air dates: May 4-10, 2003
George Carlin - Angels
Sam Kinison - World Hunger
Opie & Anthony - Butt Plug
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - Little Demon
Al Pacino Calls The Cracker Barrel
Celebrities At Their Worst - Col. Harland Sanders
Celebrities At Their Worst - Julie London
Celebrities At Their Worst - Ray Charles 1
Marx Bros - I’m Against It
Spike Jones - My Old Flame
Cheech & Chong - Sister Mary Elephant
Cheech & Chong - Sargent Stadanko
Opie & Anthony - Scrotum
George Carlin - Religion
George Carlin - There Is No God
